#oh and even twitch and yt

[hollylovely]

sooooo just a lil confession

i haven't watched jimmy's smp streams and it's honestly because of that one newlife stream where scott teleports jimmy where jimmy gets stuck and dies

now i maybe just projecting onto jimmy but i really do think he got really panicked that he became unable to think clearly at the time and wasn't able to pull out his shovel (which was in his hotbar) to dig out

i also think that at the time, his body (in this case, his fingers/hand on the mouse) was moving faster than he could think which may be also why he trued to use his pickaxe instead of his shovel

and i genuinely could feel his disappointment right after his unsuccessful attempt at digging himself out

i got upset when, after he got revived/respawned, scott and the others (i can't remember if it was just scott but i'll put the others there as well) (also i refuse to watch that stream again) immediately went on about why he didn't get himself out and why he left himself die (although scott apologized then, i still felt like they were entirely blaming jimmy only here)

then i got even more upset when i saw the chat filled with "YOU HAD A SHOVEL IN YOUR HOTBAR!!!" and "why did you use a pickaxe lol" and the vod's comment section also had comments like that and comments basically saying "it's literally jimmy's fault lol" and "it's your fault jim, you had a shovel in your hotbar" (so again, blaming jimmy here)

uhhhh again, i maybe projecting only but yeah, i refuse to watch another smp livestream after that incident (i've also been kind of on and off when it comes to watching the streams during esmp2 because of the toy jokes and all that) (i think this newlife stream may have been the last straw for me??? idk)

[businessbois]

okay i guess a compilation for old time's sake what can i say i got nostalgic

yt: 1:01:37 twitch: 1h29m

Dream: "But Tom— I mean, Tubbo."

yt: 1:30:49 twitch: 1h59m

Dream: "I don't even know that this happened." Tubbo: "How do you not know if you called a woman a whore or not, man?" Dream: "Okay—" Tubbo: "What do you mean you have no idea if this happened. 'I have no idea if this happened.' What do you mean?" Dream: "Okay, Tommy— I mean— Fucking..." Tubbo: "WHAT THE HELL, MAN?"

yt: 1:43:03 twitch: 2h10m

Dream: "...that company used child labor." Tubbo: "Then where's the proof? Because—" Dream: "Tommy..."

yt: 2:13:56 twitch: 2h41m

Dream: "It's the same thing. It's like— It's a response— It's like a critique of his critique, Tommy." Tubbo: "Yeah, but it's—" [sigh] Dream: "Tubbo. Oh my god."

yt: 2:38:07 twitch: 3h6m

Dream: "Yeah, exactly! I'm critiquing, To— Tubbo, I'm critiquing his critique."

yt: 3:18:38 twitch: 3h47m

Tubbo: "Oh, come on, man. Oh, come on, man!" Dream: "Yeah, well— I still— I still— I left that— I left that call, okay, Tommy, well— well, the difference is..."

[aventurineswife]

Yooooooo self-aware HSR AU!!!

I would LOVE to know what some characters might think of Reader constantly battling the 50/50s (like how the HSR VAs get together and pull on the banners) with a side of the gacha seemingly favoring Bronya. 😅🤣

Off the top of my head, probably the worst one could be when Reader lost more than seven 50/50s in a row. (Based on past experience. 🫠) And not too long ago, they tried to pull for Sunday when his banner was running and when they saw the Harmony symbol—

—well…no points for guessing who showed up in his place. 😅

And then Reader ended up going all the way to max pity.

Reader: “IS THIS KARMA FOR RUNNING HIM OVER WITH THE ASTRAL EXPRESS!??!?!?!??!”

LMAOOO THIS IS GOLD. 😭😭

Okay, so here's how I think it would happen 🤭 (might not be accurate to the characters, plus idk much about pity and stuffs but I tried from the knowledge I got from yt shorts lol)

Bronya, being the gacha queen, might definitely notice how she keeps showing up in your pulls—especially when she’s not the one you’re aiming for. At first, she’d be gracious, “You’ve summoned me again. I can only assume it’s because you trust in my abilities to lead us to victory.”

But after, like, the fifth time, even she starts getting suspicious. “Is this… intentional? Or is this fate…? Regardless, I’ll fulfill my duties, as always.”

(Meanwhile, March is trying so hard not to laugh in the background: “Bronya AGAIN? You’re doomed!”)

Seven losses in a row, though? That’s when Himeko and Welt step in with some serious concern. “Seven? I’d say the odds are against you, but that’s… statistically impossible. Are you sure the stars aren’t just playing with you?”

“Perhaps this is a reflection of the balance you must maintain across dimensions… or you’re simply cursed.” (Thanks for the pep talk, Grandpa...)

Meanwhile, Silver Wolf is like, “You’re fighting against an algorithm. That’s your first mistake.” And then she offers to “fix” it for you (she can’t, but she enjoys messing with your hopes).

The Harmony symbol flashes, your heart soars, and then… Bronya. AGAIN. The absolute audacity.

Reader: “WHY WON’T YOU LET HIM COME HOME!?”

Bronya, oblivious to your suffering, “I will stand by your side, no matter the circumstances. Was this not what you intended?”

Everyone else is just dying. March is clutching her stomach “HAHAHA you were trying to pull for Sunday, and you got Bronya? AGAIN? Oh, I’m gonna cry—this is too good!” (she would definitely take pictures of you suffering.)

Dan Heng would try to be supportive, offering his trademark calm wisdom, “Perhaps it’s better to focus on what you do have. Bronya is an asset in any situation.” But even he can’t fully hide the slight twitch of amusement at your misfortune.

Now the real kicker: when you lose another 50/50 for Sunday and start yelling about karma for running him over with the Astral Express. EVERYONE stops.

Sunday, if he somehow hears this, “...You… WHAT?” (i kinda wanna hc that these characters aren't actually present during the fights/battle scenes.)

The Trailblazer looks at you like you (more like your screen) just committed war crimes.

Meanwhile, March is choking on her drink, “Wait, you RAN OVER HIM? Like, with the ACTUAL EXPRESS? And now he won’t come home? That’s… yeah, that’s fair, actually.”

Even Himeko raises a brow, “Well… actions do have consequences, as they say.”

You’d swear you hear Kafka’s voice somewhere in the distance, smirking, “Seems like fate is toying with you. What a fascinating little game you’ve got going.”

By the time you hit max pity, the entire Astral Express crew has started following your pulling rituals. March has a notepad, “Alright, you’ve hit 79 pity. This next pull is gonna be the one, I feel it—oh… wait. Nope. That’s another Bronya.”

Pom-Pom is pacing nervously in the background, muttering, “At this rate, the economy of our inventory is going to collapse.”

When you FINALLY pull Sunday, the whole group cheers like it’s a world event. Dan Heng, however, just calmly says, “Perhaps you’ve learned not to anger the stars. Or… the train.”

At the end of it all, Bronya might start feeling awkward about always showing up. If you mention your struggles, she’d quietly apologize, “If I’ve interfered with your plans… I am sorry. I only wanted to be of help to you. Perhaps the stars are telling us something we don’t yet understand.” (Translation: she’s just as confused as you are.)

This AU would honestly be too much fun. Every pull would feel like an event for the Astral Express, and I can already imagine March becoming your emotional support bestie through it all. 😭🙏

[raekensluver]

hey can i request a fic or headcannons for the uk yt boys on how they would react to you flashing them to shut them up if they’re rambling on 🤭🤭

masterlist | main masterlist

i got multiple asks for this so here ya go!

contains: fluff, non-sexual nudity,

arthur frederick x fem!reader, chris dixon x fem!reader, george clarke x fem!reader, harry lewis x fem!reader

arthur frederick - he is mid-explanation of some bizarre niche theory - this time, it’s about how the monopoly man is actually a corrupt landlord. you love him, but you’re dangerously close to sleep. so, naturally, you flash him.

he stops immediately. just stares. mouth open, hands frozen mid-gesture, like you’ve temporarily removed his brain from his body. "...what the fuck?" he says after a beat, eyes flicking up to yours with disbelief. then he turns in a slow circle, hands on his head like he’s processing trauma. "you can’t just do that. i was making a serious point." you smirk, shrug, and he groans. "nah, you’re evil. you’re actually evil."

he’s flustered for a solid twenty minutes, trying to go back to his monopoly slander while glaring at you suspiciously, like you might do it again.

chris dixon - he is deep in football rant territory, walking in circles, going off about how his team was robbed, again. he’s all passion, frustration, and "if i was on that pitch" delusions. you let him go for a solid two minutes before you calmly lift your top.

he stumbles mid-step.

"nah. no. what was that?"

you smile sweetly. "just needed you to stop."

he blinks like you slapped him. "you’re not normal. that was psychological warfare." he shakes his head, eyebrows high, lips twitching like he’s fighting a grin. "i was on a roll. do you know how rare that is?" but he doesn’t even remember what he was saying. he sits down dramatically, throws a pillow at you, and mutters something about never speaking again without a helmet.

george clarke - the first time you do it to him, he’s in the middle of telling you some absurd theory about how the opposing team cheated and the ref should be banned for life. he’s pacing a little, one hand on his hip, the other gesturing wildly, voice rising with dramatic flair. and then, mid-sentence, you just lift your top. no warning. no build-up. just pure chaos.

his entire body jerks like you’ve launched a confetti cannon in his face. "oh my god," he gasps, immediately turning bright red. "you’re insane." he shields his eyes dramatically with one hand, peeking through his fingers. "that’s so rude. i was making a point!"

"and now you're not."

"yeah, well, congrats. you broke me."

he doesn’t finish the story. instead, he spends the rest of the evening side-eyeing you, waiting for another surprise attack.

harry lewis - he doesn’t even see it coming. he’s bouncing off the walls, mid-rant about cereal not being soup, fully animated and borderline feral. you flash him in the middle of his chaos.

he screams.

not a yell. a full-blown, dramatic shriek.

"WHA-."

he trips over the couch, knocks over a bottle of water, spins in a circle like he’s just seen a ghost and his future flash before his eyes. "you’re mad. actually mad. i have a girlfriend and she’s unhinged." you just raise your eyebrows at him and he points dramatically. "you. are. the girlfriend."

he walks out of the room and comes back two minutes later just to laugh into your neck and call you a menace.

[returnofeternity]

oh my god i need more adult lottie and streamer user i just read it and it’s implanted in my brain

thinking of doing a cooking stream with her because you got a sponsor or sumthing!! having her stand in the kitchen looking all pretty so you can angle the camera correctly to make sure everything's in view. it's so cute because she thinks ur already streaming and does cute faces and greets everyone 😭

she's got on her apron like that one episode... you're so distracted the whole stream and she has to take soo many ingredients from you because ur staring -__- she kinda takes over and explains everything as she's whisking or stirring or whatever and ur just on the side reading chat and smiling at how they're all so fond of her.

standing behind her and whispering something sexy, forgetting that she's mic'd up so everyone can hear you ask for a quickie while the foods in the oven 😭

feeding each other samples !!! she kinda just shoves a piece of meat in your mouth and asks if she should use more seasoning, and you tell her to open her mouth so you can feed it to her :) thinking of lottie who wants to join in on bits so she pretends its the nastiest thing ever so ur chat makes fun of you 😑 you have to be like "noooonoo!! it tastes good, right? she's joking!" because it's sponsor 😭

lottie who logs into your twitch/yt on her phone so she can stream and promote sunshine honey after you said no 😭😭 ur out with friends and don't even know until you check ur mentions and see screenshots of lottie streaming lmfaooo. she's out here doing q&a's and just smiles and says hii so innocently when u type in chat. now ur whole chat knows ur gf has a cult and you're in it 😞

thinking of getting invited to an award show or something and doing a quick stream of you and lottie getting ready 😁 literally just showing her off and calling her pretty while you talk to the chat, reading off comments about how she looks good with her hair like that because yeah, she does!!

[dottie-n-stripes]

I saw this yt short of a twitch streamer I follow who was going through her unban requests, and there was one person whose chat history was just them was spamming nothing but "where's dottie? where's dottie? where's dottie?" over and over, and it amused the hell out of me since it made me think of our Dottie HAHAH.

It was so out of context, I have no clue why this guy was even asking for her like xDDD

if you're interested in the short, here's the link https://youtube.com/shorts/wjt6Vhy6ioY?si=wSQvqX_JCNdCWzXA

oh i just cant resist funny internet scenarios... stole some comments on here dsfkjfk

[sergeantjessi]

RAAAAHHHHH the smalldoug brainworm are INSANE working on another wip isn't enough, I NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT THEM

They're like. Different flavours of the same product. to meee

They're both competitive, they like challenges, they both got a certain confidence/cockiness to them. BUT they're also just the cutest when it comes to looking out for the group (specifially thinking about doug making sure everyone drinks enough water during the japan stream & smant helping the newbies during hide&seek).

BUT ALSO. Aside from things that make my head spin for reasons I can't explain (like doug valuing entertainment so much he has a 2nd yt channel for vids that aren't quite main channel material, meanwhile smant has a twitch alt that he rarely streams on, but when he does, it's no facecam, minimal commentary, just him editing videos or practicing speedruns)

Like the cockiness? They both have reasons to be; Smant is like, naturally skilled at many things he does, and Doug is just so witty and creative. They're both clever in their own ways.

I just think their dynamic is so interesting, and I really wish to see more of it. Like, my highlights from the streams they did together: - Doug, during the mario strikers stream, suggesting to his opponents to play all toad. His (in his words) first time really meeting Smant, and it's Smant who not only suggests the all toads thing, he also says they should use similar colours. THEIR CHAOS MATCHES SO WELL - The whole hide & seek stream in general (Smant was so on board with doing his best to be a good replacement for Doug's stream!!) but especially him helping doug hide in the beginning, and near the end being so obsessed with finding him. Feels like he really couldn't go 5 minutes without mentioning him!!! - MINECRAFT STREAM. OKAY. Firstly, huge skill difference in that one (they both haven't played mario strikers before; they both greatly enjoy mario odyssey; smant has played a lot of mc while doug barely did much more than walk around for a bit). And Doug tried to compensate his lack of knowledge by being funny and otherwise trying his best to follow smant's orders and be useful, meanwhile smant, IN THE GENTLEST WAY, kept giving doug little hints to let him draw conclusions/come up with things "himself". (also the SPECIALEST shoutout to the nether section. i respect smant for not telling doug to stop entering the portal, he's taking so much damage every time, oh god)

And. To get more into rpf. Despite all their self-confidence, I think they're actually easy to get flustered. Like for Doug, just give that dog some praise and he'll stop barking. And Smant (confession: i watched his first celebrity crush video an ungodly amount of times just to see him blush and stammer) just needs some teasing, some calling out, and boom, all he can do is stammer. I just think that despite both enjoying being in charge, they're also desperate for someone to overpower them. (IN MY MIND THEY'LL HAPPILY BE THE SUB, THEIR TOP JUST NEEDS TO EARN THAT POSITION FIRST!!!) BUT. Seeing the other flattered is rewarding, but boring. Even their twitch chats managed to achieve that, where's the fun, where's the challenge? Which is precisely why I like exploring the competitive x competitive dynamic in my fics. Bc in my parasocial rpf heart, i genuinely believe they'd both be STOKED about having someone who enjoys turning sex into a competition. Like not just a little play-fight to get in the mood, but who really wants to give their everything to proving they're better, and who encourages them to give their best as well.

Also they're confirmed audhd & audhd-passing kings. which i think is beautiful.

[scruffyspeaks]

Honestly if deviantart is the only place this guy attacks you I'd just delete it. I mean I know that's what he wants, but deviantart is kinda... bad. Especially since they have that stupid ai thing. But more power to you if you want to keep it up, don't let him get to you. We support you :3

He actually tries contacting me everywhere, he even sent me messages on SmackJeeves (when it was a thing) Comic Fury(I had cut all contact with him before SJ shut down so he literally followed me over there), tried to get to me on Discord multiple times, and a known alt of his was chilling in my Twitch streams before I banned him. (He might even be in my Patreon Discord server under an alt??? I’m not sure)

Like if I don’t have DA anymore, he’ll just target another platform.

He’s been a stalker for like 8 years at this point (11 if you count the years before I blocked him) so, yeah lol.

Oh! I’m fine tho!!!

Like yeah the spam was annoying to deal with but the DA team did the work!!! Plus I’ve dealt with spam raids before in other platforms. I thank the DA support team for helping clear everything out!!!!! >w<

The comments section will still be closed for now though. I’ll just be chilling with them off for a while (profile comments are an exception) Keeping them off cause I’m just too lazy to manually turn on the comments of all my drawings again tbh.

As of DA being a dumpster fire. I KNOW IT IS!!! BUT ITS MY DUMPSTER FIRE 😭😭😭💔💔💔

I’ll be switching to doing more YT content soon so I’ll prolly be posting less on DA soon anyways.

[strawberryboynoir]

I don't know how many of you read "The King's Gifts", but I wanted to give an update here.

So... I know it's been a hot minute since I've uploaded a new chapter and I am sorry for that. Unfortunately life had decided to drop kick me several layers into the earth and I've had to do a lot to pull myself back out. I won't go too deep into it, but basically: someone important to me abandoning me for another person, a postponed medical procedure, pest issues in our apartment, not having access to my medication, slowly healing another relationship of mine... yeah. Keeping myself in as positive a mindset as possible has left me... almost numb and bitter sometimes...

I very much want to update the story, I really do. I have not given up on it, far from it! I still have ideas and even made notes for a different fic entirely (also DCA, of course). It's just that right now... I've felt that prioritizing activities that I know will keep my mind engaged in a positive way is the way to go. (Basically watching videos, streaming on Twitch and YT, crocheting, painting,...)

You see... I'm concerned that because of my current worries, those negative feelings will bleed into my writing in a way that will might ruin what I'm going for. Especially considering the relationships in the story.. My current emotional strain over certain relationships have put me in a bit of a sour mood, in a way.. Stress writing can be a great thing, but I very much want "The King's Gifts" to be something special, even if it IS very simplistic and not that beautifully written. 😅

All of this is to say, I will continue the story. It just probably won't be until after my top surgery, which is happening on the 18th of this month!! (I am so excited, oh my gosh) Maybe I'll write during my recovery, if I am in a good headspace. I promise though that I AM recovering emotionally, I AM doing so much better, and I WILL pick the story back up soon. 💛

TLDR: Been dealing with stuff. Getting top surgery (☺🥳) this month! Will update "The King's Gifts" soon!

[wolf-mask]

Hot take since I've seen people split half and half here, but I think it's fine that Johnny Young Bosch is voicing Dante. Yes, it feels weird to hear "Nero's" voice coming out of Dante but oh well, we'll get used to it.

However I will say everyone trying to spin it as "Nero impersonating Dante" genuinely is like. Wow dude that is delusional. Saying it as a joke is one thing, but that is a whole other thing. For one thing we know this takes place pre-dmc3 because of the inclusion of the prequal manga for dmc3 that never got finished, and we straight up see Arkham in the trailer for a second.

My interpretation is that they're trying to combine all the extant DMC materials into one place alongside the games, which i'm actually happy about! Even a lot of hardcore dmc fans that i watch on yt/twitch don't ever seem to go into the extant lore like the books and manga. So they're starting from square one, so why not use a new VA for Dante (as much as I love Rueben's voice for him, i have looked at his Twitter and all I can say is WOW. I hope that man gets some help for his conspiracy theory descent).

As for JYB's tweet on him being cast as Dante for the anime on purpose, I don't think its because of the insane crackpot theory people have come up with. My guess is because he has already voiced one half of a pair of twins, twice actually , being Vash in the og trigun anime and Stampede. Vash and Knives are very similar to Dante and Virgil, which I think influenced the casting. So my guess is that Whenever Virgil shows up in the series, he'll be voiced by one of Knives's voice actors. Either Austin Tindle or Kirk Baily.

[dwtdog]

im soooo bored too...theres nothing interesting to do youtube is shit these days even mc videos dont hit the same and nobodys live anywhere (except bbh on yt for some reason???). man i got too used to everyone and their mothers being live on the same time everyday bcoz of the twitch rivals thing the withdrawals be hitting me hard rn

oh my god youtube is SO shit the only things worth watching are long ass video essays and i need to have something else to do while watching them bc i have the attention span of a toddler

[hugintheraven]

I see people saying a lot "Oh, X game is too hard even on Easy" and then when they get pushback responding "I just suck at video games". And I don't think that's a good attitude to have(and the people pushing back are usually severely unhelpful). Yes, there's some games that are poorly balanced, and some people with physical or cognitive issues that make gaming much harder. But that's not what's going on in the majority of cases.

The thing is, playing video games is a skill. Gaming in general, each genre, and any individual game, all are skills. And like any skill, they can be trained. So, the key question if someone thinks they're bad at a game is, "how do we get better at this skill?" And I can't answer that for every game, but here's a basic start:

Are you fluent with all abilities? Even the one that doesn't seem to do anything? Often there's something(a boosting ability, something defensive, or something that gives information) that players can ignore early on but is vital for later portions of the game.

Pay attention to the whole experience. Games are very busy these days, and will use things like audio cues, enemy animations, or popups in the corner of the screen to tell you things. Make sure you're noticing all of that.

Manage resources well. This includes things like using healthpacks in RPGs instead of hording them and also learning when not to use them because you're near an auto heal. But also resources like your time and attention, physical space on the map, cooldowns on abilities, etc. Learn what to spend liberally and what to keep in reserve for an emergency.

Learn what is effective where. Pokemon has a type chart, FPS games have weapons with effective ranges, citybuilders yell at you for putting the coal plant in a tourism district. Learn the rules, and the resources from the previous step will be much more effective.

So how do you learn this for the game you're having trouble with? After all, if you could figure this out easily, you wouldn't be having trouble. The thing is, most of this stuff is too basic for online guides to spell out. And watching someone else's playthrough on YT/Twitch will show you what they're doing, but not why. The ideal is to have a friend who's good at the game watch you play and then yell about it, but that's not always feasible.

My trick? Restart the game, play through again on a higher difficulty. "But I'm getting my ass kicked on easy, why would normal be any better?" Thing is, you're probably getting your ass kicked BECAUSE you're on easy. You were able to make it to the midgame without developing basic skills because there was no challenge, and now the game is demanding you use skills you don't even know exist. But you have at least learned some of the game, so restart, and play through with more knowledge. Focus on beating the early portions of the game BETTER than you did your first time through, and you might be surprised how much easier the later portions are when you get there.

And don't forget that gaming is supposed to be fun. If you're not having fun, it's fine to stop. But also, developers put a lot of time into the game thinking that it would be fun*. If you're not having fun, it's also fine to ask what the designers were expecting you to do instead to make it fun.

*Gacha games need not apply

[wendy130]

heard you were looking for fake fic titles, so we got some for you!!!

Cast Out

On the Hunt

Ghost Chasers

Reality Sucks

Roll Call

Apocalyptic Nightmares

“Is anyone there?!”

// I did only a few of these bc otherwise this would get too long :P

// Cast Out, Ghost Chasers, & Apocalyptic Nightmares

Cast Out

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Fish hunter- angler? I don't know but fish hunter sounds funnier-- Wilbur goes out everyday to catch fish. One day he catches a lobster hybrid Niki who is Not happy with being trapped inside a net. Thankfully, Wilbur hands her a fish and tosses her back into the sea.

But now every time he goes out to fish, Niki 'unluckily' gets caught again and again...

// This is entirely based on some dudes on YT who hunt for lobsters but throw back lobsters they can't keep. They give those lobsters some fish before yeeting them back into the sea :3

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Ghost Chasers-- my fucking favorite out all of these has been moved to an entirely different post which you can find here!

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Apocalyptic Nightmares

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Disclaimer: I have no idea how blindness actually affects people on a day to day basis. This will not be accurate. And I have no idea how to write these characters either lmao.

It’s hard going through the apocalypse while you’re blind, but Dream has been… handling it fairly well, he’d like to think. 

Especially when that apocalypse is based purely on sight. Any human that looks at the- he’s not sure what to call it, honestly- the beasts go insane. He’s taken to calling them ‘Medusas’ because he’s fairly certain that, before everything went to shit, there was a story of some lady that would turn people to stone if they looked at her. He’s not sure. It sounds fake, to be honest, but he stumbled across another human who told him about it. They said it was… ‘Greek mythical,’ or something.

Regardless, he’s been able to move around with the walking stick he’s had since forever. Plus, since his eyesight is non-existent, his other senses have strengthened to make up for the lack of one less processor. Some days are… shit, to be frank. He’s dropped his cane and had to fumble around to find it, and that’s not even considering the rest of the disadvantages that come with being blind. 

He has.. no idea how he’s been able to survive. He thinks it’s luck. Whatever it is, it’s the only thing that’s been keeping him alive for so long. He’s thankful for that. 

And he’s even more thankful when he hears the rare shuffle of feet. It looks like he’s finally stumbled across another person- or… monster. Whatever, it’s company, even if the monster can’t talk back to him. Most of the time when there’s a monster, they end up wandering off and not responding to him. It’s how he knows who’s human or not.

Turning towards the sound, he lifts his head when the shuffling freezes, “hello?” he calls out, hoping that they’re human. 

After a clear hesitant pause, “hello?” And, oh! Finally, another person. He smiles.

“Hey! Great to finally come across another human,” he hears mumbling, but it’s incomprehensible. He shifts slightly to face the voice a little more, “sorry, if you couldn’t tell, I’m, uh, blind,” he laughs.

“Oh,” the voice still sounds.. confused, “uh. Yeah. I couldn’t… tell.” Dream pauses, tilting his head.

“Do you not know what being blind is?” It’s the apocalypse, it… would make sense that people might not know about it, he supposes. The voice is silent, and he quickly adds, “it’s okay. It’s the apocalypse, I get it. Information is a little scarce. I basically just can’t see. My name is Dream, by the way. What’s yours?”

”My.. name? Oh. My name. My name isss… George. It’s George,” the voice seems to fumble, and he laughs a little.

“Are you sure? It kinda seems like you just made that up, George,” he emphasized teasingly, feeling the edge of his mouth twitch up in amusement, “I guess that makes sense, though. I don’t come across people that often either, so it takes a second to remember that greeting people is a common courtesy.”

“Y..yeah,” the voice- George- laughs, a tad awkwardly, “yeah, it takes a little bit to remember how to speak, y’know?”

//

Dream meets George, who’s… not as human as he seems. But, hey, Dream doesn’t need to know that.

Basically, shenanigans between the two bc George is used to just driving humans insane and never exactly having company. No less company that doesn’t shut the fuck up. Dream gets someone who can make life a little bit easier, George gets to learn what it’s like to be human, and both of them get to have some well-needed company.

[foxxology]

Hilo, I was wondering 2 things

first: what’s your fave part of the 1.21 update? Mine’s gotta be the crafter or the blocks.

two: (and I did read the ask boundaries, but I still wasn’t sure if this was intrusive or not) as a general/genuine question; why did you chose to stream on Twitch and not YouTube? Or what made you choose Twitch?

Good morning! That is also the thing I am excited for most! The auto crafter is going to make everything so INSANELY EFFICIENT for things like iron farms, gold farms, you could even make redstone component farms! I'm obsessed with the new blocks and copper varients and honestly???? I'm actually super excited for the trial chambers. I've recently found a love for dungeon crawling and all the blocks make it soooo pretty. More than anything? I love that mojang is going back to already released features and fixing them! Like the pots now being stackable and you can put items in them!

Oh honestly, twitch has a better audience reach and is waaaay more stable when it comes to streaming. I don't have to make a thumbnail or write a description just to get the attention from people who might be looking at their sub feed and not to mention, I just straight up don't know if theres a feature that lets me mark the stream as mature like twitch does. I might try and stream on yt one day but I doubt it!

[wildpeachfarm]

Don't hold out hope y'all, youtube's kinda stopped giving out contracts. I think even Lud has said they likely won't renew his current one. That era is kinda over (for twitch & yt at least), especially for the expensive contracts that the dteam would need

Aw that’s a bummer to hear about even Ludwig. Oh well, maybe dteam can just move to YouTube streaming anyway because I hate twitch with my whole body

[froggwiththemildyconcerningvibes]

This concert with esekai n some other people who i can't remember is SO FUCKING FUNNY bcuz istg its the most under the radar, hidden concert ive ever come across n its a 3d live which implies esekai will be doing it in 3d AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT IT. Its not even on twitch or yt its on this weird ass new beta site thing that i cant remember the name of lmao. And also. I check the list of ppl performing n BAOS GONNA BE THERE???? BAO THE WHALE. WUT????? BAOS DOING A 3D CONCERT WITH ESEKAI N SUM OTHER GIRLS AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABT IT.

https://vstream.com/v/9V4Q.neSSfS3v.EqFrppBQ

Heres the link if you wanna watch lol, and dw abt making an acc, i dont hav discord but i checked n turns out you dont need an acc to watch, just to comment.

In a few yrs or smt someones gonna be like "oh yeah and yk that one concert with bao n esekai n stuff" and ppl jus gonna be so confuddled. Its only gonna be a select few of us that even know it happened and thats just so funny to me.